We had a social function last night. The theme? Kings and Queens of Crunk. First of all, I don’t even know what “crunk” means. Second of all, whatever it means, I’m sure I’m not it. Third of all, I didn’t plan on actually going.
But I really needed the study break. What could be so bad [...]
Entries from February 2006
February 24, 2006
The Queen of Crank(y)
February 20, 2006
All she wants to do is pants, pants, PANTS!
My entire weekend can be summed up with the asking of one of life’s greatest questions: should I or should I not wear real pants? To define this a little further: pants that are “real” are jeans, dress slacks, khakis or any others that you couldn’t possibly get cozy in. Anything that you could nap [...]
February 19, 2006
The weather outside is frightful
Oh, who am I kidding, it’s not really that bad. I don’t usually like winter. In fact, I would go so far as to say I downright hate it, and could do without it snowing ever again. But, for some reason, I am enjoying this winter immensely. That’s not to say that I can’t wait [...]
February 17, 2006
Implement THE HOOK
“Man, I wish I had a real hook…hands are just so overrated.”
We found a plastic pirate hook at my place of employment yesterday.
Work has become exponentially more fun since then.
I love my job.
February 17, 2006
La Vie Boheme
Tonight, my twin and I went to the Alley Cat to study. I’ve been there a couple of times before, but never for an extended period of time. We got a table with great black and white photos under the glass, which enabled me to procrastinate for quite awhile. I just love going there to [...]
February 15, 2006
Things that scare me:
.Whales.Sharks.Fish.Okay, really anything that swims in the sea.Chucky dolls.Any other dolls that kind of look like Chucky.Certain words and phrases (like heebie-jeebies…insert full body shiver HERE).E.T..Banana clips.Mom hair
February 14, 2006
Shoot with intent to woo
Well, it’s Valentine’s Day. I have a very full schedule: studying for an American Government exam tomorrow, journal entries for State and Local Politics, I have to complete all my reading, and let’s not forget the pining. My homoplatonic life partner and I will be watching “The Notebook” and then we will commence with pining [...]
February 14, 2006
Hilary’s Anatomy: Kiss my ass
Well, I’m pretty mad. Nothing new there, as righteous indignation is one of my favorite emotions, but REALLY. All I asked was for someone to tape “Grey’s Anatomy” for me last night. I even stuck in the tape. Out of all the people I live with, I thought it could be done. We’ve taped things [...]
February 10, 2006
The Sound of Music
The Mezzanine bathroom of our house has been recently redone. It’s pretty much a spa, and I spend as much time in there as I possibly can. The warm and cozy atmosphere is great for things like face washing, tooth brushing, and also reading and doing the occasional tap dance (we have good tile.) There [...]
February 9, 2006
I hope it’s not contagious
Disclaimer:This is an actual conversation that happened in my dining room at 9:00 a.m. this morning. In telling you, I am assuming that you remember I live with 20 girls, three housekeepers, one house mom, an old repair man, and a part-time chihuahua named Stella. You’ve been warned.
The Cast:B – House mom who spends inordinate [...]
