I went to the bank to deposit my paycheck yesterday. The bank is a respectable place: people wear suits, make disapproving glances, and handle money. The bank is a place where you should be somber and professional. The bank is not a place to make an idiot out of yourself.
However, if you are me and [...]
Entries from June 2006
June 26, 2006
Hair today, embarassed five minutes from now
June 19, 2006
Yacht not waterski if you’ve never tried before
My aunt and uncle have a boat and belong to a private lake. The lake is so private only a few boats are ever on it at one time, which means they can feel very bourgeoise without anyone having to see them, which may defeat the purpose, but they’re not the type to flaunt. [...]
June 14, 2006
Corporate retail whoredom as birth control
I work in corporate retail. Just for the summer, because as much fun as it is to fold pants and pick up after grown people in fitting rooms, I have bigger and better things to do, like get married and become a trophy wife.
But some trophy wives should really employ nannies, or quit with [...]
June 8, 2006
In praise of my everything
“My women friends, they’re all my sisters, all my mothers, all my husbands, they are all my everything. It’s hard to find a man who can measure up to any of them.” -Jennifer Aniston
If anyone found out how wise Jennifer Aniston truly was, she could have [...]
June 6, 2006
The Buckets
My little brother had his graduation party on Saturday afternoon. Well, it officially started on Saturday afternoon. It unofficially started the day he was born, and we’ve spent 18 years building up to the day where we’d have to put on a party that is good enough for he-who-is-holier-than-the-golden-calf. I know they love him more. [...]
