There are the people who wank off on airplanes. There are the people who touch everything they can get their hands on. There are people who pick their noses while on the bus in the morning. There are people whose mothers never taught them what proper behavior is while in the public eye, and these [...]
Entries from September 2006
September 22, 2006
Karmic ass-kicking
I have never been dumped. Also, I have never dumped anyone. For a 21 year old, this is strange, no?
Then why, you might ask, are you not in a major relationship? The above information leads us to believe that either A. you’ve never dated anyone (not true) or B. you must have only dated one [...]
September 22, 2006
Clear, so clear
In class today:
“Don’t forget, your papers are due on Tuesday the 26th.”
“What sort of criteria will you be using to grade our papers?”
“Very specific criteria.”
“Are you going to tell us what it is?”
“Yes.”
“Will you be telling us soon?”
“No.”
September 22, 2006
TMI
There are certain reasons to go to class. To ask questions of your professor, to engage in discourse with other students, to learn more about the topic at hand. Today, I went to Political Theory to learn more about Machiavelli. I did NOT go to class to hear about a brown recluse [...]
September 11, 2006
The waters, they are ripe for writing
I’ve heard rumors all through college about the worst thing that could happen on the first day of school. I don’t mean worst thing like falling down the stairs (it’s happened to me, you get through it) or getting lost (also happened to me). I mean worst thing like, finding out that your [...]
September 11, 2006
Finally returning phone calls
It’s gotten a little ridiculous.
At first, I thought I would just take a break from the blog for awhile, just for the summer. But now, I’m a month into school, with a brand new computer (Dell can no longer be my scapegoat) and it’s just like those guys I date and never call back, [...]
