“I have a four hour layover in Amsterdam, so my plan is to buy some chocolate and a trashy magazine and wait for my plane.”

“You’re in luck because that’s all there is in Amsterdam!  Well, chocolate, liquor and prostitutes.”

“Those are my three favorite things!  Why didn’t you tell me this before?  Why don’t I live in Amsterdam?”

“I don’t know, but you should definitely, definitely move there.”