Entries from February 2008

February 27, 2008

Ode to the DMV (again)

So, it occurred to me today that I am a grown-up.  I kind-of had to be pushed into it, kicking and screaming, by the wheel of time or the circle of life or whatever, but I’m here. And, turns out, stuff sucks when you are an adult with a capital A.*  *As an aside, I [...]

February 13, 2008

Not unlike the moon

Timing is a harsh mistress.  A harsh mistress indeed.

February 13, 2008

Overdose: February 2008

It has been brought to my attention that I missed the January edition of Overdose.  I would like to bring it to your attention, Internet, that perhaps I missed this important monthly milestone because I was too busy actually overdosing on LIFE.   Or on waffles, but you get the point:   I overdosed in [...]

February 7, 2008

When smack talkery gets you nowhere

So, the greatest thing in the world ALMOST just happened: The electricity went out.  Much freaking out ensued because, again, my life is a movie and people were wandering around aimlessly, looking scared without the blueish glow of their computer screens to light their way. What do we do?  What do we do?!?!?!?  The electricity stayed [...]