Entries from June 2008

June 26, 2008

The moth men cometh

Can I just say something weird?  I feel like we know each other so well, Internet, and by virtue of our longstanding relationship, I feel like I can tell you things and you won’t judge me.  Too much.
So here I go, telling you the weird thing that I need to tell you right this very [...]

June 16, 2008

If you drink all my creamer, you are not my mate

Dear Coworkers,
I have returned home from my European galavantings, much to the dismay of whichever one of you  has BEEN DRINKING MY VANILLA COFFEE CREAMER for three weeks now.  I’m sure you are disappointed to realize that a) I did, indeed, come back and b) that I did notice when a full size bottle of something [...]