Can I just say something weird? I feel like we know each other so well, Internet, and by virtue of our longstanding relationship, I feel like I can tell you things and you won’t judge me. Too much.
So here I go, telling you the weird thing that I need to tell you right this very [...]
Entries from June 2008
June 26, 2008
The moth men cometh
June 16, 2008
If you drink all my creamer, you are not my mate
Dear Coworkers,
I have returned home from my European galavantings, much to the dismay of whichever one of you has BEEN DRINKING MY VANILLA COFFEE CREAMER for three weeks now. I’m sure you are disappointed to realize that a) I did, indeed, come back and b) that I did notice when a full size bottle of something [...]