Entries from September 2008

September 30, 2008

Bacon flavored Snickers bar on a stick wearing a bikini.

So, I have g-mail.  And it’s great.  I was actually excited to check my e-mail for the first few months of having it, because I love color coding, categorizing and all manner of sorting.  For example, as a child, Halloween meant holing up in a corner somewhere in whatever costume I had chosen that I could [...]

September 17, 2008

In addition to the healthcare, pirates are also a concern

I’ve been sleeping unusually well for the past week.  Usually I wake up at 3 a.m. on the dot, for no discernable reason, and prompty have strange hallucinations alone in my room.  These often include scenarios in which I’m lying in bed, but in a classroom and trying valiantly to stay awake (because, you know, [...]

September 10, 2008

Twist and Shout…in pain

Me – “You know, we should really invest in some more board games, since playing board games is really the only thing that holds our attention enough that we forget that we’re not… you know.  Let’s face it – I’m way too young to have your babies.” The Mister – “That’s a good idea.  We need to [...]

September 3, 2008

The Mister 101

I’m not entirely sure how to begin this post.  I don’t usually talk about other people on my blog, although there are a few exceptions, most notably LP, who is my mostly companion, sagest (and most cynical) council, and my woman friend who is also my soul mate because we agree on life’s most important [...]

September 2, 2008

Just one more reason why my mom is awesome:

Me – “Bye Mom, I’m off to The Mister’s * house!” Mom – “Um, do you expect this to be a late night?  Not a late night?  I just need to know when I should report you missing.  You know, to preserve my motherly street cred.” (Yes, she actually said “street cred.”  I taught her that, [...]