“How’s the whole contacts thing goin’ for you Hil?”
“Uh, well, I tried again and I cried again. So, like any reasonable adult, I’ve decided to just quit trying. Until I’m a candidate for Lasik, I’m just going to get cute glasses and call it a day.
After all, every time I try my face gets so red and swollen that I looked like I’ve been punched in the face.”
“You could get some Sarah Palin glasses! Those are cute!”
“No, because then I’d actually want someone to punch me in the face.”
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October 27, 2008 at 3:00 pm
Haha. This was funny to me because I was wearing my glasses the other day after a shower and my hair was tied up in a ponytail thingy and Jimi said, “Ooohh you look just like sarah palin.” I almost punched him. The end.