Two Very! Important! Things!
1. Though perhaps implied by the below post, I do not have a husband or children. I am much too young for that. At least, I think so. You can do the masthead math and judge for yourself. In fact, I’ve recently been quoted as saying that all my friends are getting married, and I’m just getting drunk. So I think it’s safe to say that I’m not responsible enough to be married. Nor am I probably responsible enough to be left unattended at an open bar, but just you try and stop me.
2. I totally bought and am L to the OVING that Banana Republic trench coat. Even though it’s been 70 here. I still love it. Yes, I’m that sweaty looking spy-esque unmarried 24 year old you’ve been eyeing on the way to work in the morning. Just say hi. It’s fine.