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Entries from April 2009
April 29, 2009
Oink Oink, Happy Wednesday
April 27, 2009
My story is much too sad to be told
And practically everything leaves me suddenly cold. *
Yes, that’s right. It has snowed. Yet again.
Upon backing out of my driveway this morning, I saw my neighbor’s beautiful red and gold tulips were capped with white, like little hats. They were fancy, those tulips, and clearly had put on their hats to do something fun. Off to the opera [...]
April 24, 2009
The Reason Why…
…today is great.
1. I woke up at 5:45 and went for an early morning run.
Coldplay + the sun rising = bliss!
Granted, I did not run by the ocean. But the last time I was up to watch the sun rise, it was in Mexico. Thus, I gift you with a picture of the glowing Mexican [...]
April 23, 2009
New Traditions
I think everyone should partake in the lovely tradition I seem to have started. It’s called “Let Your Ex-Boyfriend Walk You Into Work Every Morning Because You Arrive To The Office Simultaneously And Happen To Park Next To Each Other.”
Our timing is impeccable.
It’s a little like Christmas, this new tradition, only the presents are smaller [...]
April 21, 2009
Counting Down
- REVISION!! 4/22/09 Editing to include the following very important information-
33 Days until Jessica comes! And we run the Bolder Boulder! And we get trampled by skinny hippies! You laugh, but you’ve never seen me run. It might happen. Just remember that when I die, LP gets all my shoes. I promised her years ago, [...]
April 9, 2009
The Mister: 201?
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury: The Mister has…made a reappearance of sorts.
More information to come.
After I’m done processing what this means.
And after I’ve located all the missing pieces of my heart, which was thoroughly crushed, and shattered into approximately one thousand forty seven point two pieces after the last time.
I think I see a [...]
April 8, 2009
Karma: both a bitch and a dinosaur. Discuss.
I had a dream last night. Or rather, this morning.
You know that weird 20-ish minutes before the alarm goes off, where you’re in the deepest level of REM sleep? You know how sometimes, on this blog, I make shit up and it sounds like I know what I’m talking about? You know that time?
I was [...]
