Dear San Francisco,
Let’s get married.
What? Who said that?!?
But seriously, let’s.
I mean, I know it seems kinda crazy, since we’ve only been on two dates and all, but they were so good. The weather was good, the coffee was great, and okay, fine, I’ll just say it: I’m in love I’m in love and [...]
Entries from May 2009
May 27, 2009
Really though, such a treat
May 15, 2009
The San Francisco Treat
I’m off to San Francisco today! Dunc and I are going to be all over the Bay Area – Muir Woods, Berkeley, San Francisco proper, and his house on the Oakland side of the bay. Can’t. Wait.
I’m sure I’m going to have many a photo and story when I get back, but for now, let’s [...]
May 13, 2009
It’s hard to be good
Here’s what I want: a Bonzai Burger (veg, of course) from Red Robin, accompanied by the usual suspects: vanilla milkshake and bottomless steak fries with ranch dressing. And when I say bottomless, I mean to tell you that basket better be less a bottom, because french fries are the biz and I am very serious about my [...]
May 12, 2009
For LP
I got a sad little facebook message from my life partner (LP) last night. She started out by saying that when she misses me, she stalks me on this here blog. Thank the baby Jebus we have the Internet, or else what would we do? LP lives in the desert of Las Vegas now, and [...]
May 7, 2009
What the swine flu hath wrought
1. A minimum of three posters about handwashing above every sink in the office.
2. Purell stations adjacent to all of the aforementioned posters.
3. An irrational fear of sneezing people.
4. A case of mistaken bodily actions in which a yawn was wrongly accused as a sneeze and a sleepy coworker was awakened very quickly by a [...]