Part I: No Pants, No Problem
It all started with a bowl of oatmeal.
I generally don’t like to start out my stories with “it all started out with…” but what I’m about to tell you is such a clusterfuck, it requires three separate blog posts and the only way to start such a thing is at [...]
Entries Tagged as ‘Fiesta!’
October 5, 2009
Letters From The Bay, Week 12: Hardly Strictly Hungry
July 4, 2009
I’m a MOH no mo’
Well, that was fun.
We laughed, we cried, we ate, we danced. And oh yeah – some of us even got married!
I feel relieved that everything went so well – nobody fell down, passed out, said anything inappropriate, or called off the wedding. My hair looked stupid (never go to the Skye Salon and Spa in [...]
July 3, 2009
Bringing the funny (and the condoms) to a Mexican wedding near you
I have finished my MOH (maiden of honor) speech for LP’s wedding tomorrow, as I’m sure you already saw via Twitter because you are just desperate to keep up with my life, Internet.
I’ve already tested said speech to my mom, and she thought it was both funny and poignant. But she’s my mom, so maybe [...]
April 24, 2009
The Reason Why…
…today is great.
1. I woke up at 5:45 and went for an early morning run.
Coldplay + the sun rising = bliss!
Granted, I did not run by the ocean. But the last time I was up to watch the sun rise, it was in Mexico. Thus, I gift you with a picture of the glowing Mexican [...]
March 24, 2009
Belated Birthday Bettys
Sometimes I get a case of the Bettys. Not Betty as in Ford (although we commend you for admitting that you clearly had a problem) or Betty as in Boop, but Betty as in Crocker.
There is a part of my feisty, feminist self – deep, deep, oh so deep down – that actually loves all [...]