Well, that was fun.
We laughed, we cried, we ate, we danced. And oh yeah – some of us even got married!
I feel relieved that everything went so well – nobody fell down, passed out, said anything inappropriate, or called off the wedding. My hair looked stupid (never go to the Skye Salon and Spa in [...]
Entries Tagged as ‘WedCentral’
July 4, 2009
I’m a MOH no mo’
July 3, 2009
Bringing the funny (and the condoms) to a Mexican wedding near you
I have finished my MOH (maiden of honor) speech for LP’s wedding tomorrow, as I’m sure you already saw via Twitter because you are just desperate to keep up with my life, Internet.
I’ve already tested said speech to my mom, and she thought it was both funny and poignant. But she’s my mom, so maybe [...]
June 1, 2009
A random smattering of things of sorts
I have been neglecting my blog for the last two weeks-ish. I always feel like I should apologize for doing that. But then I always feel like asking myself why it is that I let an inanimate object of the web 2.0 variety make me feel bad things about myself. Clearly it’s just a big [...]
May 12, 2009
For LP
I got a sad little facebook message from my life partner (LP) last night. She started out by saying that when she misses me, she stalks me on this here blog. Thank the baby Jebus we have the Internet, or else what would we do? LP lives in the desert of Las Vegas now, and [...]
March 24, 2009
Too drunk to wear this trench coat
Two Very! Important! Things!
1. Though perhaps implied by the below post, I do not have a husband or children. I am much too young for that. At least, I think so. You can do the masthead math and judge for yourself. In fact, I’ve recently been quoted as saying that all my friends are getting [...]