Sometimes I think San Francisco is magic. I mean, I know it’s magic – where else in the world do we have the best food, coffee and music AND we always know that the weather’s going to be a temperate 57 with a mystical fog shawl hovering over us all? It’s like Brigadoon for hippies. Take that, New York.
But San Fran really is magic, because it’s also kind of a mind reader. Case in point: last week. Nathan and I were walking down the stairs, en route to an evening post-dinner walk around the hood, having this conversation:
Him: I really need a dresser, I’m so tired of keeping all my shirts in a box.
Me: Totally understandable, and you are a champ. Let’s just suck it up, go to West Elm, and purchase a $5,000 dresser, even though we don’t want to and none of them are totally quite right. We need to bite the bullet and just do it, to put an end to your hobo existence.
Him: Wouldn’t it be great if we found a vintage dresser that wasn’t $5,000 dollars?
Me: OR! A cheap whatever dresser that had lots of drawers that I could refinish? OR better yet, a free one?
Him: Um, you mean, like… that one?
Young people, you would not believe your eyes. And I almost didn’t either (because I forgot to wear my glasses) but there, in front of our next door neighbor’s house, was a large, eight drawer dresser, in excellent condition, sitting on the curb with a sign marked FREEEEEE.
It might well have read:
To Hilary and Nathan,
Here’s that free dresser you wanted. Got your backs dudes.
Peace and love,
So, we did what all normal people do: inspect for defects, decide that discernible defects can be sanded out, then immediately and covertly move the whole shebang into our garage and high five and chest bump like maniacs. If you’ve ever seen us score primo parking, it’s pretty much the same dance.
What have we learned from all this:
1. The street is not just for car driving and bicycle riding. Sometimes there is awesome stuff to be found out there, and it’s not at all hobo-esque to take advantage of what the street has to offer. I know a few Marina girls who’ve found gems on the curb, and if they can do it, you can.
2. Look before you take the leap. Are the drawer tracks straight? Can the dents be sanded out or will you need to use wood glue to fill? How much sanding will you need to do? If you don’t know all of this yet, you will by the time we’re done. Just know that there’s a difference between a sweet street find and just taking someone else’s disgusting old furniture out of the public eye. And sometimes that line is thin.
3. Know that you will need to outlay some cash. Even free ain’t free folks. If it’s a chair, sometimes the cost of reupholstery can be more than if you’d purchased a new chair. Dressers and tables are easier, but there’s still paint, knobs, extra sand paper and more to purchase. All told, this dresser will probably end up costing us around $110. Way cheaper than anything we’ve found, and it’s been a fun project, but the only way this sucker was going to be 100% free was if we took it straight up to our bedroom as is, and as you can see:
That just wasn’t going to happen.